After failing miserably crash course Foreign Policy 101 and the quiz with the media, Palin had a roundtable with a panel of foreign policy advisors:
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 1: Sarah, Russia is much, much larger than the part you can see from your house.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 2: Sarah, Sunni and Shite are different ethnias of the Iraqui society.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Come on Sarah, you should know how to use a dictionary to find out the meaning of ethnia!
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 3: No Sarah! Shite has nothing to do with human biological functions. (dang woman!)
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 4: No Sarah! Sunni has nothing to do with the weather or orange juice either!
Palin's roundtable w/ foreign policy advisors: Lesson 5: Sarah! I said Middle East, not middle and to the east, there is nothing sexual here.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Again Sarah, there is nothing sexual about Middle East. No!, you can't ban it either.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 6: Sarah, Turkey is our ally and has nothing to do with Thanksgiving dinner.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: No Sarah, we do not eat our allies. Turkey is our ally.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: No Sarah, the reason we do not eat Turkey has nothing to do with a presidential pardon.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Sarah, we do eat turkey in Thanksgiving, not Turkey, the NATO member. We need to move on.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 7: No Sarah, the Europe we are talking about cannot give you an autograph. Asia cannot give you an autograph either.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 8: Sarah, you do not need to contact Canada's Prime Minister for some canadian bacon.
Sarah, hang the phone! Again, no need to call Canada's Prime Minister.
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: Lesson 9: Sarah, we will talk now about Israel...No, not your old stalker H.S. boyfriend.
Palin's roundtable w/ foreign policy advisors: Lesson 10: Sarah, for the nth time. No war with Russia. Russia didn't invade the U.S. That was another Georgia
Palin's roundtable panel of foreign policy advisors after trying to educate her..."Gosh...what a headache!!!!...We Quit..."
Palin's roundtable with foreign policy advisors: No Sarah, we don't have a whole town full of terrorists. It doesn't matter its name is Palestine (Palestine, TX).
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